My fancy cards arrived!

https://video.wixstatic.com/video/e80e3c_0800bfa0274b4c5d9de80d7def05f9e3/720p/mp4/file.mp4

Woot! My cards arrived! Now to give out 500 of them to random strangers. I have a plan when I'm in the public restrooms at Ikea I'm just going to toss one over to the next stall and then run!